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Post by foxhound on Sept 20, 2006 16:46:53 GMT -5
hahaha Love it! ALL MGS3 style very cool!
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Post by galykfett on Sept 21, 2006 15:01:15 GMT -5
Thanks. Ace should be on tonight.....
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Post by ArwingAce92 on Sept 22, 2006 18:36:07 GMT -5
You're about 24 hours off, G@ylick. That's soo much fun! Annoying him is sooo easy. Anyway, we did get pretty bored at school. That Kamikazi was perfect, but I didn't count on the armor. So I aimed the blast at the turret.
Anyway, back on topic: Ace: That missile can't break through the atmosphere. I'm safe here. Missile: *Breaks through the atmosphere* Ace: @#$%^&!!! *Puts on boost* *Does sensor scan on slower missile while running away* Ace: Hmmm...the atmospheric exit created large stress fractures on the nose of the missile, eh? Well, I can fix that! *Drops sensor mines behind the Arwing* (The same thing that ememy fighters drop in SF:C) Missile: *Tails the Arwing into the cloud of mines*
~~Meanwhile~~
Galyk: Bah. I have him by now. Let's get something to eat *Tries to drive the Shagohood through the McDonald's Drive through*
~~/Comic Relief~~
Missile: *Runs into mine* *Self Destructs, setting off the Warhead* Ace: *Is rocked by the blast of the warhead* Gaaahhh! That must have been an advanced Thermo-Nuclear warhead! That means there will be a EMP field soon. *The EMP Field Activates* Ace: *Arwing's Life Support system turns off* @#$%^&*!!!!! I now have 5 minutes of air, and no propulsion!! $%^&*!! Ace: *Three minutes pass* I got it! *Grabs Ration pack and DS Lite* *Types in Coordinates in another hidden Keypad*
*1 min, 30 secs pass* Ace: C'mon, hurry!!! *A satellite flies next to the Arwing* Satellite: *Extends docking tube* Ace: *Crawls into the satellite* *Sets Arwing Self-Destruct sequence in action* *Boosts the slow satellite out of there!* Arwing: *bang.....BANG...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ace: *Snivel* Curse you, Galyk!! *Sets up Satellite Rendevous with a Orbital Hanger*
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Post by galykfett on Sept 22, 2006 18:55:32 GMT -5
HAHA!!!!
*yells* LOSER!!!
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Post by galykfett on Sept 22, 2006 19:12:21 GMT -5
And the point of that was?
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Post by ArwingAce92 on Sept 22, 2006 19:23:15 GMT -5
Where were we... Oh!
McDonald's Worker: May I take your order? Gaylk: Yeah, I'd like a Whopper Jr. plain, a 1/3 lb. Thickburger all the way, and a Spicy Burrito. McD Worker: Can you repeat that? Galyk: Do you want me to unload this thing on you?!?! *Turns turret* McD Worker: We don't carry those food items. Galyk: I want my Whopper!!! *Loads a missile* McD Worker: *Stuffs a Big Mac down the turret* Thank you! Pay at the next window. Galyk: ...
~~In REAL Action...~~
Ace: *Is going at PP speed in the tiny satellite* C'mon, won't this go any faster!?!? Ace: *Sees Orbital Hanger* *Docks satellite with the hangar* *Gets out* Ace: *Stretches* Whew, I'm glad I can move after that. *Looks around* Uh-Oh...
*Ace is in a Venomian Orbital Hangar, and is surrounded by Venomian Guards*
Guard 1: Who are you, and why were you in a Cornerian Satellite?!? Ace: *Salutes the Guard* I am Venomian Ace Pilot, WolfenAce21. I was shot down in Enemy Airspace, and had to hijack that satellite to escape. Consider it a spoil of victory. Guard 2: Eh? A wolfen pilot, eh? Good. We are running dangerously low on pilots here. The only people stationed here are the 4 Chaos Squadron (see my locked Fan Fic) pilots and their custom Invaders and a mere troop shuttle squadron. Ace: You need my services? Great. Are the Chaos Squad pilots currently on duty? Guard 1: No. They're on break to Titania. Ace: Are their ships still here? Guard 2: Yes. They're in the hangar. Ace: Take me there. I'll fly patrol until more support arrives. Guard 1: Done. *Escorts Ace to the Hangar Bay* Ace: *Unbeknownst to anyone, types in his coordinates on the first secret keypad* Hehehe, ETA 5 minutes.. Guard 1: What was that, Sir? Ace: Nothing. I was just mentally reviewing procedures. Guard 1: Ooooookay... *They enter the Hangar* Aircraftman: You can use this ship, Sir. *Points to the Lead Ship of Chaos Squad* Ace: Yes. Now, this is the ship that has the exta armor and the cloaking ability, correct? Aircraftman: Yes, Sir! And it has no heat or Radar Signature. Ace: Excellent. I'll depart now, on patrol pattern Alpha Zeta Elipson. Aircraftman: Excellent! Radar reports a new Cornerian Strike Force entering our airspace, so attack 'em! Ace: On it! *Jets out of the Hangar in a top notch Venomian Fighter, that was handed to him* Ace: *On Radio to Cornerian Forces:* This is ArwingAce92, I sent the attack signal. I'm flying the intercepted Venomian Fighter Chaos 1, and I'm issuing orders for you to destroy the Venomian Orbital Hanger! Cornerians: *Destroy Hanger* Aircraftman (on radio): Curse you, Ace!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! *Bang* *BANG* *KA_BLOOOM* Ace: Now, on to business... *Flies into atmosphere in an area completely away from Galyk*
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Post by ArwingAce92 on Sept 22, 2006 19:24:23 GMT -5
Hahaha, sorry, I got carried away on the FanFic aspect. This whole battle is set in Lylat duriong the events of SF64. The above post is non-canon to my neglected Fan-Fic.
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Post by blacksabor on Sept 23, 2006 8:02:13 GMT -5
Lol poor ace misses writing lol it's ok buddy that was pretty funny tho
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Post by galykfett on Sept 23, 2006 18:11:32 GMT -5
***COMIC RELIEF*** *looks at turret* WHAT!!! Is that my Whopper?!?!?! *points turret at worker and shoots him in the face with the whopper* Freakin' McDonalds.... *drives away, making no intention to swerve around the building* Bystander:
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Post by ArwingAce92 on Sept 25, 2006 17:34:49 GMT -5
Yep, I do miss my story. However, I may write a few small misadventures of different people during the Lylat Wars era. Kinda like what I did up there. Anyway,
Ace: *Brings up radar* Hmm, looks like Chaos Squad has nice ships. The radar on this thing is perfect! It even picks up on the number of bugs I'm gonna fly through. Now, let's send out a serch signal for the Shagohood. *Types in Search query "Shagoohood"* Computer: No results found. Check for search errors. Ace: @#$% Computers. *Types Shagohood* Computer: Result found. Chineese restruant located in southern Cornerian Pla- Ace: Bah! Curse you Venomian Computers! *Types in "I will smash your screen with a big rock"* Computer: Target located. Coordinates 23"27'N, 45"67'W. 2 Hour flight, eta. Ace: That's Better. *Puts machine on autopilot and engages the radar/visible/heat cloaking device*
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Post by ArwingAce92 on Sept 29, 2006 15:19:02 GMT -5
Guys, this gave me an idea for a whole series of FanFics to do. See my new topic!!
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