Now, For the Finale of the Free Story 1:Ace: Ya know, I think we can use you, Sabor.
Sabor: How?
Ace: In time, my friend, in time.
Pilot: We need to get the locater from Chaos, and get the weapons.
The whole crew: Let's go.
*They all hop on a massive hoveround that Tyk just had lying around*
Pmac: Why do you have this, again?
Tyk: It was a gift.
Hound: Who would give you such a dumb gift?
Pilot: His brother... *snickers*
Ace: We're almost here!
Alter Ego: Where?
Ace: Chaos' house.
Alter Ego: Oh.
*In 15 minutes, they reached the end of the street where Chaos lives. 3 blocks*
Pilot: How'd you know he lived here?
Ace: That giant black hippo there.
Hound: What is that?
Sabor: Black Bull. He matches my black sabers.
Chaos: *Is watching the hoveround* Hey! It's Pilot and Tyk! And those are...
Ace: Don't ya remember? Ace, Hound, Pmac, and Black Sabor.
Chaos: Oh! Glad to see you agai- No! Don't do that!
Sabor: *Pokes Black Bull with sword*
Black Bull: *Sets Sabor on fire*
Sabor: Oww! Ouch! Hot! Mama!!!
Alter Ego: Stop, drop, and roll!
Chaos: *Sighs* Come on, to the Armory!
Pmac: Yay!
*They enter a room covered with weapons, mostly illegal*
Hound: Dude! Look at these Flame Swords!
Ace: Extra Arwing parts! Woot!
Pmac: So that's where the Smash Gnomes are kept...
Chaos: Yep. This is the FMF Armory. Y'all grab what you need. I hear you have a fight to wage.
Ace: Yep. Got a mysterious evil dark shadow person finder?
Chaos: Right here. *Produces an odd machine* Hmmm... That's odd. It says he's right here...inside the Armory. Gah! Inside our Armory!!!!!
Pilot: Hey... I smell something odd...
Tyk: Me too...uhh... I feel fain- *Passes out*
*The rest of the Fed passes out*
??: Muhahahahaha!!!! My wrath shall consume you!
*The fed members, Black Bull, and all the weapons in the Armory are teleported to a battlefield that looks a lot like the Gamefaqs message boards*
Hound: *Wakes up* Where am I?
*The other fed members wake up*
Pmac: This looks like a Message Board.
Pilot: A GameFAQS Message Board.
??: *Takes off black shroud* Man, It's hot in there. I mean, Muhahahaha!! It is me, Templetron, that kidnapped CjayC, tried to poision Pmac, and created chaos in general!
Ace: No! It's you!
Hound: Hey!
Pilot: It looks like it's going to be a...
[glow=red,2,300]FLAME WAR[/glow]]
Chaos: Men! Take up your arms! It's time for War!
Ace + Pilot: *Somehow find two Arwings in the Armory* *They take off in the Arwings and start to shoot at Temple*
Temple: Those tin cans are no match for me!
Chaos: *Hops on Black Bull* *Checks scope on Shadow Rifle* *Takes off Chaoswing by R/C* *Shoots at Temple*
Temple: Bah! That hippo will not hurt me!
Black Bull: *Spits fire at Temple*
Pmac + Hound: *Lead the Smash Gnomes into the Fray*
Temple: Mere Garden Gnomes!
Sabor:
"Ace: In time, my friend, in time." What did he mean?
Tyk: *Picks up flame sword* *Slashes Temple*
Temple: That sword won't damage me!
Arwings: *Drop Nova bombs, scatter bombs, and shoot lasers at Temple*
Temple: *Is at half stregnth* Gah! *Knocks one Arwing out of the sky*
Ace: Aahhhhhhhh!
Slippy: Noooo! /end Star Fox joke
Chaos: *Barrages Temple with fire*
Temple: *Is almost gone* Gakk!
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Sorry, Folks, but It's gettin' stormy. I'll finish ASAP!