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Jul 31, 2006 21:46:40 GMT -5
Post by blacksabor on Jul 31, 2006 21:46:40 GMT -5
i got a blond joke BR = brunete BL = blonde ok here we go
BR is jumping on some railroad tracks chanting 71, 71, 71, 71 over and over the BL comes up and says "Can i Join you?" The BR nods and they are both jumping up and down cahnting 71 71 71 71 71 71 all of the sudden a train starts to come when to train gets to the girls the BR jumps out of the way and the blonde gets hit and dies the BR gets back on the tracks and starts to jump again chanting......72 72 72 72 72 72
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Jul 31, 2006 21:50:06 GMT -5
Post by blacksabor on Jul 31, 2006 21:50:06 GMT -5
lol i got another the blonde went to her doctor's office for a checkup the doctor asks if she has any problem sleeping she nods and say "Doctor i keep have these nightmares at night and they keep my up all night......" "Tell me what happened in the dreams." the doctor said takeing notes "Well i would be running down a seemingly endless hall with a gaint monster chasing me i would finally reach a door and i would push and push with all my might but i couldn't get it opened!" "Did the door say anything?" He to doctor said putting down his pencil. "Yeah but it only said Pull"
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Aug 2, 2006 10:45:05 GMT -5
Post by ArwingAce92 on Aug 2, 2006 10:45:05 GMT -5
Hehehe...pretty good.
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Aug 3, 2006 18:02:43 GMT -5
Post by ArwingPilot28 on Aug 3, 2006 18:02:43 GMT -5
them dumb blondes, i know a couple.........*looks around*
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Aug 5, 2006 16:04:18 GMT -5
Post by ArwingAce92 on Aug 5, 2006 16:04:18 GMT -5
A lion and a Witch walk into a Wardrobe. Voila! A book is born.
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Aug 6, 2006 11:21:51 GMT -5
Post by ArwingPilot28 on Aug 6, 2006 11:21:51 GMT -5
A lion and a Witch walk into a Wardrobe. Voila! A book is born. *falls asleep*
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Aug 6, 2006 12:21:36 GMT -5
Post by ArwingAce92 on Aug 6, 2006 12:21:36 GMT -5
I had no good jokes, so I made one that made no since. To make amends for that one, I present:
BLUE COLLAR JOKES!!!!!
Foxworthy: If the tires on your truck cost more than you truck, you might be a redneck.
Engvall: I was filling up my SUV with gas and a guy noticed the skis on the top of the vehicle. He said, "Ya goin' skiing?" I said, "Naw, they're there in case we flip over on an icy road." Here's your sign.
Larry: That made me madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a doughnut roll down a hill. Nah, that ain't right, Lord, I apoligize and be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guine. Git-er-Done!
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Aug 6, 2006 23:17:57 GMT -5
Post by ArwingPilot28 on Aug 6, 2006 23:17:57 GMT -5
u forgot the amen after the prayer in larry the cable guys quote
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Aug 7, 2006 15:35:35 GMT -5
Post by foxhound on Aug 7, 2006 15:35:35 GMT -5
Yo Momma so Fat! That she turned around! The end! -_-
Haha J/k The real Joke is after this! ^_^
What Is Politics? Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Father: Sure, son. What's the question? Son: What is politics? Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son? Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is. Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of s**t.
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Aug 7, 2006 17:14:49 GMT -5
Post by blacksabor on Aug 7, 2006 17:14:49 GMT -5
ZOMG! that was funny as heck
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Aug 7, 2006 18:17:53 GMT -5
Post by ArwingPilot28 on Aug 7, 2006 18:17:53 GMT -5
LMFAO!!! ;D HILLARIOUS!!!
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Aug 7, 2006 18:21:51 GMT -5
Post by ArwingPilot28 on Aug 7, 2006 18:21:51 GMT -5
Heres one but its kinda pg-13 so tyk cant look at it, lol, anyway here it is:
The African King The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client.
The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.
After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."
The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."
The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."
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Aug 7, 2006 18:34:10 GMT -5
Post by ArwingAce92 on Aug 7, 2006 18:34:10 GMT -5
u forgot the amen after the prayer in larry the cable guys quote So sorry. /end Dr. Z voice Anyway, these are good!! Anyway, Git-R-Done!!!
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