Trejiks...Super Smash Friends!

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Super Smash Friends Remixed!episode 1:A normal Day.

Snake,Mario,Pit,Wario,Metaknight,Fox, and Link are in a living room watching TV.

Mario:This is so nice.
Fox:Finnaly some nice TV.
Pit:Snake,pass the chips…Snake
Snake: Ummmmmm-*Ding-Dong*Ill get it!*Opens door*
Wario:Who is it Snake?
Snake:Pikachu?,should I let him in?
Metaknight:HELL NO!He ate my sword last time…
Pit:Just gimme the chips!!!
Snake:Shut up you dork!*Throws bowl of chips at pit and hits in head*
Pikachu(already in):Pika pika!
Wario:No im not changing the channel Pikachu!
Pit(unconcius):Pika pika?
Metaknight:I don’t know why I live here…
Pikachu:Pikaaaaaaaachuuuuuu!!!*Fires bolt and TV blows up*
Wario:My new TV!!! Let me Giga-waft in his face!!!
Mario:No wario,NO!!!*Grabs wario*
Pit(back to normal):Hey i payed that TV!!!*Charges arrow and hits marios hat and foxes tail.*
Fox: Noooooooooooooooo * Matrix jumps to make arrow hit him*
Mario:My Hat!
Fox:My freakin tail!
Snake: *shoots pikachu 5 times* What?Didnt you want him dead?
Mario:Well,I guess.
Fox(with pikachu in hand):If hes a rodent,does that mean we can eat him?
Kirby:*Walks in*Hey guys how are yo-OMG what is that thing!
Fox:oh this,this is dinner!
Kirby:Its Pikachu!
Snake:Well thanks for saying that Mr.Obvius.
Kirby:We can go to jail, Snake!Snake?Snaaaaaaaaaaake???
Snake(runnin away):So long losers!
Mario:He does know he has the gun with him and that-
Fox:That the Fuzz is in that direction?
Mario:What was that?
Fox:What was what?
Mario:You finished the sentence for me.
Fox:so?
Mario:so…
Fox:so so…
Wario:Wario Waaaft!*Does the wario waft and everyone faints*

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Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 2:A bad day.

Snake:Runs by the piloce station*
Sonic:Hey mega,im goin to catch that suspicious looking guy running around with a gun.
Megaman:Ok Sonic,But todays donut night so be early .
Sonic:-_-“*Runs after snake*
Snake:Idiots,your all morons,I will be a hero soon,I KILLED PIKACHU!
Sonic:Say wha?Your under arrest Snake!
Snake:**** The fuzz!
Sonic:That’s the spikes to you!*Kicks snake in neck*Dang,That line sounded a lot better in my head -_-“.
Snake(At police station):It wasn’t me!
Megaman:Wow,Donuts and a bonus tonight^_^
Sonic:Any reports come in mega?
Megaman:Yea,chuck Norris and bowser have teamed up and are destroying the town.
Sonic:-_-“*runs to downtown.*

*back at the apartment*

Mario:I didn’t like snake,not one bit.
Fox:Me neither.
Pit:I hated him.
Wario:I liked hi-wait a minute!Why am I telling the truth,and YOU lieing?
Mario:What are ya talking about?
Wario:You all Liked snake!Remember…

Flashback time!
*10 days ago*
Everyone:Snake,want anything?
Snake:A plasma TV ok?
Everyone:OK.*Buys plasma TV*
Snake:Thanks.

*3 days ago*

Snake:Can I have 5000 dollars?
Everyone:Sure,anything for you Snake^_^.

*Present*

Mario,Pit,Fox:Oh right,I had forgot that bit…

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Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode3:Yummm pasta…

Roy:*pants,pants*Mario,you got any good ``pasta´´?
Mario:Oh yes*Gives pasta*
Roy:No Mario you idiot some of the good stuff!
Mario:Oh,peach has that,but you got to get her to let you in her bedroom-
Roy:NOT THAT!
Mario:Well im sorry ``smash friend´´.*Mario starts dancing to a theme song*

Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-BOOM

Roy:*Slashes Mario*
Mario(flying out of window):Mamma Mia!!!!
Roy:Ajinto…NO HIRAMEKI!
DK(coming out of bathroom):What was that soun-Oh Roy my good man!
Roy:You can talk!?
DK:Oh yes my boy.
Roy:I hate talking apes…*Charges sword*
Wario:*Comes in singing*-Do the wario Waft do the Wario WAFT*Does it-_-“*
DK and Roy:I HATE PIZZAAAAAAAAA!
Snake:Runs in*Wario old buddy,hide me!!!Oh no hes here!
Megaman:Open the door…Fine I suggest you step away from the door.
Wario:Steps one step back from the door*
Megaman:*Charges cannon and fires*
Wario(flyin through window)oooooooooo ***********!
Snake:This is getting repetitive…-_-“
Pit:*Comes in and kills Snake*Aha! I won the million dollar reward!
Megaman:Umm,Pit its 100.000.000.000,your finger was covering it up!
Pit:IM RICH!!!!!!
Megaman:In health.
Pit:Say wha?
Megaman:Its 100.000.000.000 worth in medical pills and healthy prototype food^_^.
Pit:Your kidding -_-“
Megaman:Nope^_^
Pit:I hate you-_-“
Megaman:Don’t be silly mister silly,I havnt done noth-Ughhhh!!!
Pit:*Launching arrows at megaman*
Sonic:Am I late?
Pit:Your just in time,I want to withdraw this credit*shows check that he got when he killed snake(wtf)
Sonic:Opps sorry that’s only for med-Arggg
Pit:*Shoving down the paper through his throat*See how healthy it is you for you,you ******!!

End

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Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 4:Political Demands.

Sonic:,sitting on the couch*
Mario:*Comes and sits down*.Shouldnt you be stopping bowser from the second ep?
Sonic:Shut up foo*slaps*Im watchin ma show brotha!
Goerge W Bush:I hear ya ma soul brotha!
Sonic:No bush,I sayd No!
Goerge W Bush:I try to communicate with persons but they just hate me…
Mario:Hey bush whats up?
Goerge W Bush:Cana you maka me a pasta?
Mario:Leave,Now!*Starts dancing to theemesong*

Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-Clonk!

Marth:No dancing and no theemesong Foo!
Pit:Word.
Snake(Tryin to come in through the window)The ****** fuzz is still here!
Mario:Word.
Snake:You ******* retard you dunt know what word means you******* retard!
Roy:word.
Snake:Lemme in you damn*******!!!
Wario:Word.
Snake:You idiots lemme in!
DK:Word,do ya mind brotha?
Snake:You******* ****** lemme in the ******* apartment!
Pikachu:Pika(Word)
Snake:How The**** are you alive???
Pikachu:Pika pika pika(How should I know?But you can rot in hell *****)
Snake:You little rodent!Oh **** the fuzz is he-Arrg my groin!
Pikachu:Pika(idiot)
Sonic:How can snake understand pikachu and how can DK talk?
Mario:Im pooped nigga,ima goin to bed.
Sonic:Cool brotha.
Goerge W Bush:Word.
Roy:*Slash*Now that’s Word!
Mario:What does word mean?
Marth:Shut up foo!*Slaps*

end

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Super smash friends Remixed!Episode 5:This time,we win money,for real…

Pit:We just won 5 million dollars!
Mario:Wow what a convenient plot twist!
Snake:Wait wasn’t the Pit killing megaman and sonic a plot twist?
Marth:Shut up foo!*slaps*
Wario:Marth the weird black persons episode is over.
Marth:Shut up fatty!*slaps*
Wario:He called me…Fatty!*Crys*
Sonic:So what are we gonnado with the 5 million dollars.
Megaman:Lets give it to the poor!
Mario:Trejik shouldve kept you dead…
Pikachu:Pika(why)
Mario:You too-_-“
Pit:Lets buy a plot twist!Umm I mean a mansion!
Roy*comes in*:sorry im late what did I miss?
Megaman:Were gonna buy a mansion slash plot twist
Roy:Wow im so happy I could kill someone!
Mario:Choose,Pikachu or megaman-_-“.
Roy:HuhO_o?
Sonic:well guys im goin off to work.
DK:Banana!
Fox:Wait where is your usually smart remark?
DK:I hate Rice cakes!!!^_^
Everyone:Wait a minute,FOX!!!!
Fox:Yeah?
Everyone:where have you been?
Fox: Ive been doin ``stuff´´,oh by the way this is Krystal and this is Fox Jr,Krystal Jr and Wolf o Donnell.Wait!!!Wolf o Donnell?
Wolf:Hey Guys.
Everyone:Wassup?
Wolf:This and that.
Everyone:Cool
Sonic:Guys I bought our mansion!But we all don’t fit,so we are gonna kill 2 people.
Mario:What will happen in the next exciting episode of super smash fri-OW!
Marth:Shut up foo*slap*
end

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Super Smash Friends Remixed! Epidode 6:Pocholo Pie.

Mario:Ok guys lets Dance!*Starts dancing*

Smash friends,Smash friends,together,forever,Were smash friends-Block!
Mario:No slapping,FOO!
Roy:No blocking,Foo!*Slashes*Yu JUST, GOT ,OWNED!
Sonic(comes in):Guys,The descicion from Trejik to see who he kills is here!
Eeryone:Hooray!Wait,it could be me!
Sonic:Snake do the honors before its my ship at the poliezy!.
Snake:When does it start?
Sonic:5 seconds.
Snake:Oh ****,The Poliezy!!*Runs away*
Sonic:Fine,ill do it myself.And the eliminated one is…KIRBY!
Kirby:Why you ******* ****** what did I do to that ****** trejik for him to kill me?
Sonic:Ummm you aren’t funny and you never appear.
Kirby:Fine,to show that I can, I will make a plot twist later on!MUAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic:Chuck Norris,do the honors please.
Chuck:*Roundhouse kick*
Kirby:Im a balloon…
Marth:Shut up foo!*Pokes*
Popped Kirby(fliying away):Ill make a plot twist,you’ve not seen the last of…
Mario:I think the Marth and Roy jokes are being abuse-OW
Marth:Shut up foo!*slaps*
Megaman:Hey guys,it says here that the other person to be killed is…FOX
Fox:No, I have kids!Why me and not wolf?
Wolf:Cause im cooler,Hazaaaaa!
Everyone:Wtf?
Wolf:Umm nevermind,gotta Blast(OMG jimmy neutron ripoff!)
Megaman:And in replacement Falco is moving in!
Fox:Huh,why falco can fit and me not?
Megaman:He sleeps on the roof.
Krystal:Hey falco
Fox:Krystal,WHY?
Krystal:Hes cooler,Hey falco lets go find wolf and do``stuff´´.
Everyone:WTF?o_OO_oO_O
Megaman:Omg what a *****
DK:By the way megaman,where did you come from?
Megaman:Well this guy built me but then he started touching my Intimat-
DK:Eww not that where did you come from now,weren’t you out shopping?
Megaman:Yea.
DK:Then how did you get here so quik?
Megaman:I can teleport!
EveryoneWTH
DK the possibilities with that…
Megaman:Yea^_^
DK:Super rushing turbo banana blast!
Everyone:WTFH
Megaman:Anyways,ive already seen the mansion.If you all grab on I can take you!
Everyone:*grabs on*
Megaman:DK,what your grabbing,isn’t a banana,its MY banana!-_-“
DK:Banana…
Megaman:**** yu,*Kicks him off and teleports*

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Super Smash Friends Remixed! episode 7:Random is pasta!

Everyone is at the lounge of the new mansion.

Mario:Wow megaman you rock!
Megaman:*Thinking*
Koolaide man:*Breaks wall*Kool-Aid!
Kirby:Ha! My plot twist,obliderate!
Megaman:I know,lets have a random party!
Koolaide man:Koolaide:Goes destroying everything he can*
Sonic:Oh ma Dios he esta destruyendo *****!
DK:Bowser11,googuy,izzypar,archlordzang!
Falco(flys in)FALCO KICK!*Kicks koolaide man*
Kool-aide man:Koolaide!
Falco:Alright I kicked someone!
Wario:Do tha wario waft,do it with me!
Sonic:No no a la wario waft idiota!
Mario:Oh no,Pure randomness!
Ness:Someone called me and my silla dumb girly hat?
Capt Falcon:Look at my nipples!
Snake:OMG THE FUZZ IS TALKIN SPANISH!
Marth:Shut up foo.
Roy:Shut up brotha!*Slaps marth.*
DK:GameBeaten is tha bestya!
Cowboy Bebop:Am I late for the party?
Hawain punch guy:I like to move move it,I like to move it,move it.
Wolf:Hey hey hey,now some music you can dance too!

Meanwhile outside.

Cloud:Must…get…in…mansion…must party…
Sora(Bouncer):No,If I beat sephiroth,I can beat you!*Points at sephiroth*
Sephiroth:Must dance to the music,put a record on.
Hucklberry hound:I feel naked,can I come in?
Sora:Sure!
Cloud:Why him!?
Sora: he has a chance of being in brawl and you have zero!
Cloud:Doh!

Inside.


Megaman:Hey guys,lets play some brawl!
Sonic:No brawl mi hermano!*Throws Wii at megaman*
DK:I would like to take this moment to thank all supporters of this story!
Marth:Shut up Foo!*slaps*
Snake:Youre all ***** ****** you *****
Roy:Right back at ya *****!
Snake:Aarrggg
Mario:I like pasta!
Sonic:Lets talk Japanese!Me toca bailar la conga!
Shadow:Arigato for reading,Chao!

End.

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Super Smash Friends Remixed!Episode 8:Fox Returns?

Everyone except chuck Norris and Fox and Snake are sitting down watching TV at the mansion.

Fox(walks in):Hey guys,watcha doin?
Mario:watchin TV
Fox:Why did you buy the mansion if you did the same at the apartment.
Mario:Bigger couch,bigger TV…
Fox:Why isn’t chuck here?
Mario:He is.
Fox:Where?
Mario:Im sitting on him…
Fox:Why isn’t he talking?
Mario:Wait a minute ill make him talk…*Farts*
Chuck:Oh dear god no!WHY? you ****** *****?
Mario:Shut up!You my *****, Foo!
Megaman:Guys shut up!Family Guy is on.
TV:Lois,Diareah,Ehehehehehahahahahaha
TV:Peter im carrying drinks!
Everyone:Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha(Peter griffin style!)
Snake(Runs in):The fuzz has hired new ****** and theyre comin for me!
Link(Outside mansion)You cant hide!
Mario:OMG he talked!
Snake:I need to hang out for half an hour till his potion runs out!
Link(Outside mansion)You cant hide!

A minute later

Link(Outside mansion)You cant hide!

Another minute later

Link(Outside mansion)You cant hide!

You get the point.28 minutes later.

Link:Hayaaaaaaaaaaaa
Snake:Ha,the fuzz will never get me!
Link:Oryaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sonic:Umm snake…
Snake:Yea?
Sonic:Im the Fuzz!
Snake:Ahhhhhhh*Runs through the mansion*
Sonic:Ill get you yet solid Snake!*Runs after him*
Shadow:I Like Pie!
Chuck:OOOOOOOOOOOcan I have some pie?
Mario:Shut up******
DK:Go baby,go baby,go ape,go ape!
Capt Falcon:The party was over an episode ago DK….
Falco:Falco KICK,Falco WATCH!,Oh wait a minute…ill be right back*Leaves*
Capt Falcon:I wonder what hes doing…
Falco:Falco DUMP!Hmm im all alone…Falco CENSORED!
Link(peepin through window)OMG
Wario:This episode is getting long so…Wario WAFT!
Everyone:Faints

End

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Super smash friends Remixed! episode 9:Wind in the wisps.

Fox and crystal are in the courtyard surrounded by roses…

Fox:Oh krystal,ive been meaning to tell you…
Krystal:what fox?
Fox:Krystal,I love you,do you wanna ma-do the wario Waft with ME!
Krystal:WTF?
Wario(Pops outa nowhere):Do the wario waft,do it with me!
Fox:*Kicks wario and sends him flying*Krystal will you ma-Run away ,It’s the fuzz!
Krystal:Grrrrr…
Snake oh **** hes here ahhhhhhhh*runs away*
Fox:Where were we my dear?
Krystal you were asking me something…
Fox:Oh yea…Do you like pie?
Krystal:You ******* moron!
Sonic(AKA:The fuzz):Hey Krystal if ya want I can marry you.
Krystal:Leave me alone you dork.
Sonic:Cmon you know youwant a piece of the fuzz…(That sounded so wrong)
Snake:*Shoots from the roof*
Sonic::*avoids and goes to kick snake*
Snake(flyin through top floor window* *********!

In the top floor room,the bedroom.

Mario:It wasanta me!
Peach:WTF?
Snake O_Owhere you two…
Mario:NO!
Link:Ill just leave now…
Zelda:me too…
Snake:*Faints*

Meanwhile,in the mansion indoor swimming pool recently tansformed into ice caves dungeon cell thanks to capitan planet.

Koolaide man:I was a great plot twist!Let me out!
Pikachu:Pika pika!(let me in already.
Kirby:I made koolaide man!I made the plot twist.
Hawain punch guy:Calm down,we will never get out if we don’t work together…
Big Boss:Shut up you ignorant fools!´
Kirby:Big Boss!!!Why are you down here?
Big Boss:They sayd I would be a snake clone,IM THE ORIGINAL!
Capitan Planet(outside cell):Shut up you maggots,or ill put two more years on your jail time!

Meanwhile,in the game room.

Megaman:Check it out Sonic,theres a game with a little guy like me!
Sonic(Dashes in from outside):And one with a blue hedgehog like me!
Tails:Hi guys…I LIKE PIE!
Marth shut up foo!*slaps*

Meanwhile in the lounge.

Luigi:Im in the story,im in the story!
DK:Shut up you idiot!
Luigi:Huh?You can talk?
DK:I LIKE BANANA PIE!I LIKE BANANA PIE;I LIKE BANANA PIE!

To be continued…

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Super Smash Friends episode 10!:Fan special!

In the mansion stairs.

Mario:Hmmm whats that sighing sound???*Goes to tower*
Big lump under the covers of the bedƒ¼The following sounds are censored)
Mario:MAMMA MIA!!!
Fox*Comes out of covers and sees Mario*Arrrg!
Mario:Fox!?
Peach:*comes out*Mario!
Mario:Peach!!!
ZSS:*comes out*Do you mind you pasta eating idiot?
Krystal:Yea we are kinda doing something here¡K
Zelda:Yeah,your so rude,that¡¦s why fox is here and not you!
Snake:*takes off stealth camo*Hey I got pics of you guys!
Everyone:HUH?
Snake:Yeah,pics of you guys under the covers.
Fox:So uh you saw everything!?
Snake:Almost.
Fox:Well so yu guys know,im the first to know these girls REAL bra size,after all im the first to actuall hold the bras in my hand!
Snake:That¡¦s what you think,right girls ; )
Girls: Right!; )
Mario and Fox:*Faint*
Falco(flys in)Hey girls,my turn yet?
Girls:Its Dr.Marios turn first!
Doc(comes in)Hey girls im ready!I bought some Viagra too!
Girls:Cool!

Meanwhile¡K

Big Boss:SNAKE IS MY CLONE!
Kool-aide man:Suuure.
RAlthelll:Shut up im trying to sleep.
FoxHound4:Yea!
Arwingpilot28:What he sayd!
Kirby:What are you guys doing here?
FoxHound4:Capitan planet sayd he could beat fox,so we argued and he locked us up¡K
Hawain Punch guy:Wow,tough luck.
Saltykraka:FOX FTW!
FoxHound2,Arwingpilot28 andRaithelll:WHAAAAAT?
Saltykraka:Fox is the best!
FoxHound2,Arwingpilot28 andRaithelll:O_oo_OO_O
Luigi(Outside cell)Put me down you idiot.*fox throws him in the cell*
Fox:Ha another one down,soon I will take over the mushroom kingdom!
Everyone:
Fox:MUAHAHAHAHA
Falco(swoopes in)Falco LOL!
Fox:Youll see¡Kyoull all see¡KMUAHAHAHAHA

To be continued¡K

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Super smash friends Remixed! episode 11:Fan special part 2!

Fox:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gwwak:Hey guys,did I miss something?
The remaining 4 real life persons:Fox is going to take over Mario,as you can see,nothing much.
SaltyKraka:Guys,you ready?
The 5 real persons: FOX FTW!
Fox:Hmmmm I see you 5 are loyal fans,fine,follow me.*Breaks them out of the cell.*All 10 of us will destroy Mario!
The remaining 9:The rebellion FTW


The rebellion is heading through the over 1000 stairs leading to the mansion.
And meanwhile Mario and peach and marios alter ego are talking.

Mario:Peach ma brotha,ima thinking that, that ***** Fox is tryin to outthrone me.
Peach:You right ma brotha,we gotta strike first ya heard?
Sonic:I Speak SPANISH!Me gusta la PASTA
Doc(In thought):I think I shouldn’t have given them those pills in epi 7…
Mario:ma brotha sonic is with us aswell…
Shadow:Arigato,shinchan,akira toriyami,trigun,samonoske akechi!
Peach:and so is shadow!
Mario:Where is capitan planet and luigi?
Peach:Nevermind ma brotha lets find more recruits for the rebellion!
Mario:Yea!
Sonic:Vamonos.
Shadow:Dragon ball!
Goerge W Bush:Lets kill baddys!


Meanwhile…

Fox:Glad we can count with you wolf.
Wolf:You have Krystal and Snake too.
Snake:Word,yall.
Krystal:Power to the people!
Hawain punch guy:Amen dude.
Krystal:Ima girl.
Hawain punch guy:Then youre one Foxy mama!(Dadadbingbabish!)
Koolaide man:OH YEA!(badadabingbabish!)
Gwwak:You guys done with the jokes?
Hawain punch guy:Wait one more…Keep doin that and ill let you taste some of my PUNCH!(Badadabingbabish!)
Koolaide man:Ok were done.
FoxHound4:Good,lets go.
Snake:Word,yall.
Falco:Falcon AMEN!
Fox and wolf:You bunch of incompetents!
5 real life persons:HEY!
Fox:Sorry,not you guys…

Meanwhile back to Mario…

Bowser:Fine ill join your rebellion and so will-
Mario:ZOMG ITS DA FUZZ*points at bowser*
Bowser:Wtf are talking about you ******* *****?
Sonic:Callate la boca idiota!
Bowser:Anyways,i Hill join with my apprentice,Bowser11.
Bowser11:heya guys.
Everyone:Heya.


The fight has begun,who will win,does this new contender,bowser11,contain hidden powers?Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ba-Ummm super Smash Friends!

Shadow:Arigato for reading,chao!

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Super Smash Friends Remixed episode 12:Fan special part 3!

Bowser11:I have powers!^_^
Mario:ZOMG ITS THA FUZZ!*points at bowser11*
Bowser11:umm master,whats wrong with him?
Bowser:Hes a stupid ***** is all!^_^
Mario:YOU WONT TAKE AWAY MA PASTA!
Sonic:I Like maplestory and I wanna be in SSBB,vota por mi!
Shadow:Moron…-_-“ whats the use in saying it anymore…
Peach:ZOMG ITS DA ******* ****** FROM DA FUZZ!*points at Mario*
Sonic:I think that they had some bad mushrooms…

Meanwhile,at foxes Carboard Box/HQ,theyre having a meeting!

Fox:First I would like to thank wario and chaoscontrol1 for joining.
Wario:I joined to protect…to protect…THE PIES!
Fox:Umm yeah wario,Mario has the pies,we are gonna go get Mario…
Wario:PIE!?
Fox:Yea whatever.
Chaoscontrol1:Mister Fox,The honor is mine!
Fox:I bet it is!
Kirby:Why are we having the meeting in snakes cardboard box?Its tiny,it smells,and how the hell can we all fit in here?
Falco:Shut Up,Falco PUNCH!
Everone:OW!!!

Back to Mario!

Bowser,we are glad you could join DK and Capt.Falcon!
Capt.Falcon:You can call me Capt.Nipples!
Capt.Crunch:You can call me Cr-Shut up!
Bowser:*Slaps Crunch*
Goerge W Bush:Should I call in the troops yet?
Mario and Peach:ZOMG ITS DA ******* FUZZ!*Points at Bush and runs away screaming*
Capt.Nipples:He was expensible…
Crunch:Don’t you mean expendab-OW!
Capt.Nipples:Do not correct the Nipples!
Tom Nook(walks in)Hey guys!
Everyone:Hey
Dark Samus:Whats up guys?
Everyone:Cool.
Mario(Runs in)ZOMG IT THA FUZZ!*Points at Peach*
Peach ZOMG ITS DA FUZZ!*Pints at Mario*

As each of them run in a direction contrary of the other,we all wonder who will win…Fox Or bowser,and all wonder if Mario and Peach will ever be normal,all will be revealed in the next episode of cowboy be-Yeah umm Super Smash Friends!


To be continued

[kale]

is arigato the only japanese word you know?

[chaoscontrol1]

w00t

[blacksabor]

long and funny FALCO DUMP!

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Super Smash Friends episode 13:Fan special!Part 4!

In Marios Lounge/HQ.

Mario:Im back to normal so im the leader again!
Bowser:Shut up you idiot,don’t you remember…


Flashback!

30 minutes ago….

Mario:ZOMG ITS DA FUZZ*Points at bowswer*Please ill let you be leader if you don’t take me in!
Bowser:OK!
End of flashback!

Mario:It don’t count I had taken bad pills.
Bowser:And peach took more than you im guessing.
Peach:ZOMG ITS DA FUZZ*Points at the wall and runs and hits the wall*
Mario:Youll have to ask Doc for that…
Doc:Hey it was a wild night heheheh…
Capt.Nipples:I like nipples!My nipples can talk!
Right nipple:I bet while your talking there preparing to attack.
Everyone:
Left Nipple:Right nipple is right,we gotta be careful.
Sonic:DIOS MIO QUE ASCO!
Shadow:Word…
Megaman:I can dance,to the music baby!

At Foxes HQ/Courtyard…

Fox:Everyone ready to attack?
Everyone:Yep
Fox:Ok charge!
Pit(Outa nowhere!)Hey,whadabout me?
Fox:Get outa the way!
Pit:NO!
Chaoscontrol1:Move!*Kicks Pit*Charge!
Everyone:*Charges*

At marios HQ…

Everyone:*Dancing and saying random things*

Fox:Haaaaaaaa!
Everyone:*Attacks*
Metaknight and Link and Pit(Outa nowhere):Haaaaaaaaa*Beat the rebellion*
Rebellion*Poof pow,ow,stop,hurts,eek!*

Fox!*Wakes up*I had the weirdest dream,I got beat up!
Everyone:*wakes up*
Metaknight pit and Link:Well ours was wonderful!
Sonic:I feel Spanish!
Shadow:I feel Japanese…
Bowser:I feel like dancing!
Bowser11:Me too!
Chaoscontrol1:I feel llike a leader:
The remaining 5 real life people:We feel like rebels!?
Marth:I feel left out…
Roy:Me too…
Metaknight:I have felt like that for over half the series!
Peach:I feel weird.
Mario:ZOMG ITS DA FUZZ!*Points at ceiling*
Police chief:(on ceiling)Oh fine,you caught me…
Sonic:Boss,what are you doing here?
Police Chief::Sonic,Megaman,For your hard work im giving you a deluxe vacation on a tropical island in hawai with all your closest friends!

Everyone:AWSOME!

To be continued…

[curoyo]

Super Smash Friends episode 14:Growing Pains…

As of now all are heros are anxius waiting there new trip to hawai in 2 episodes,but as they do this they also start finding the mansion creepier,especially since koolaide man moved in…

Flashback!

Koolaide man:Guys,I don’t know how you can live here,I mean,a guy coulda died there,and a guy coulda shot a gun there*Points to where Mario is*

Mario:AAAAAAAAAAH!*Runs away like a girl*

End of flashback!

Since this incedent,the house has been split into four teams,they all fight to survive the horror!The teams are…Team Fox!Team Wolf!Team Mario!Team Luigi!

Fox:Ok guys,we gotta survive!
Krystal:Fox…Im cold,why don’t we…
Fox:Not the time Krystal!
Krystal:But it is the place!The dark lonely hallway…
Fox(In tought):Must resist temptation!
Fox:You guys go on ahead,me and Krystal will guard here!

Meanwhile,somewhere else in the mansion!

Mario:Im so scared…NO IM NOT SCARED…
Peach:Bumps into Mario*
Mario:Aww **** im scared!AAAAAAAAH!*runs like a girl*
Peach:Mario?

At another higher floor in the mansion!

Wolf:Ok,my team is biggest and the best,so soon we can face saddler,umm no wait…RE4 wasn’t in a mansion right?

Kirby:Well…there was a big weird mansion…

Wolf:Ok to go beat Saddler!

Almost everyone:But,boss,we don’t have any ammo.

Wolf:ZOMG Yus DoT Now Ho TU Yus TEh KniFE ZOMG Yus SuXoRz!

Dk:You have an infinite laser gun,why would YOU be usin the knife during the entire

mansion?
Wolf:Ummm im not ausorithed to tell you that…

DK:Whatever lets grab ammo from this secret stash here!

Wolf:*Yoink*Ha no ammo losers!*Runs away*

DK:Hey,I remember how he lost his laser gun…

Flashback!

Fox:I bet my Laser Gun is better than yours!
Wolf:I bet not!
Fox:Leave the gun on the floor,launch a grenade,and run!
Wolf:Ok*Does it!
Fox:*does it*
BOOM!
Wolf:MY ******* GUN!
Fox:Hehehehe…Reinforced steal…

End of flashback!

Luigis crew is on the top floor ready to fight whoever the boss is!

Chaoscontrol1:IM THE KNIFE MAN!*Cuts down a zealot*

Foxhound4:IM THE GUN MAN!*Shoots Ganado in the head*

RAithelll:IM THE GRENADE MAN!*Stcks grenade in ganados mouth*

SaltyKraka:IM CRACKER MAN!*Gives cracker to Ganados*OMG DON’T EAT ME!

Arwingpilot28:IM SHOTGUN MAN!*Shoots far away ganados and misses*-_-“

Gwwak:IM SNIPER MAN!*Shoots same ganaados as arwing pilot,and blows head off*

Luigi:IMA SCARED!
RAIthelll:Lets kill the boss!
Everyone*Goes into boss room*
Door:*Swish**swash*
Everyone:WTF?
Link(that was fighting the boss already)For the final blow!Oryaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dudedinanilindodaridia!(Zelda games sound when you beat puzzles)

The mansion,is once again saved thanks to to the hero of time,as he defeats the Boss sun starts to shine once again,on the sunny Bright Newly Named:NINTENDO MANSION!

Dududure,dumdumdum,dururure,DumDumDum,Dorooroodoroorootdooroot!

To be continued…

[curoyo]

Super smash Friends episode 15 (OMG ive done 15?)Onngachaka!

Everyone is at the airport waiting to get on their plane to HAWAIIIAAEE

Luigi:Marioooo….
Mario:What,Luigi.
Luigi:Promise you wont get mad…
Mario:Fine…I promise….
Luigi(whispers)I gotta go potty…
Mario:What?
Luigi:I gotta go potty…
Mario:What did you say?
Luigi(shouting)I GOTTA GO POTTY!
Mario:You little ****** cant you see im busy!*Hits him*

Meanwhile in the line for pets that will go on the trip…

Falco:Umm Fox..
Fox:Yeah?
Falco:I gotta go use the bathroom…
Fox:Yeah so?
Falco:Yeah but I gotta do the falco DUMP…
Fox:And…
Falco:I kinda forgot how to…you know…
Fox:What?
Falco:How to wipe my-
Fox:OMG,Ewww
Falco:*Crys*
Fox:Stop cryin,you can do your business later.
Falco*Sniff*:Ok…
Fox:I got a plan so we don’t have to go like dumb animals in cages.
Falco:But we are dum-
Fox:Don’t even say it!DK might be that but we aren’t…
DK:Hmmf,well excuse me for being smarter than you.
Falco:Then excuuuse me for being stupid!
Fox:Falco…Your hopeless.
Falco:I know you are but what am I?
Fox:Stupid!
Falco:oooooo,You got me on that one…
Fox:SHUT UP!
Falco:Well excuuuuuse me princess!
Zelda:Youre excused.
Falco:Akwaaaaaaaaaaardddddd!
Fox:Listen,ill dress up as a a bald 40 year old ignorant outcast,that has trouble in the bathroom,and that his wife just left him.
Falco:What will I be?
Fox:You can be pooh.
Falco:Pooh as in winnie the pooh?
Fox:Ummm,yea sure.

At the security checkup point.

Fox:Yes,I think there shouldn’t be a problem.
Poo: Yes,I believe everything is in order.
Fox:Goooood…*Goes in*
Falco:Hi!My name is pooh!
Poo:No,my name is Poo!
Falco:Ok Poo lets play together!
Poo:What?
Falco:I LIKE LEMON PIE!
Poo:Pooh,you silly bear!*Throws into pets line*

At the second security point…

Sora:Sir,I sayd I need to see your passport!
Link:Oryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

In the plane…

Bowser Jr:Dada,can I have some peanuts?
Bowser:No,they make you hyper!
Bowser Jr:How about some coca-cola?
Bowser:OK!

In first class…

Kirby:Gee metaknight,its so nice of you to show me the front of your plane!
Metaknight(With sword in hand)Yesss,it is*Trys to kill Kirby*
Kirby*Jumps*I know ill sing through the speaker!*Starts singing*

Speaker:DonDon inuakero inuashtay oh,kuneia ah oh uh oh jeruiai it oh eh!

Metaknight:OH GOD NO!*Dies*
Link(Comes in)Good thing I had some potion on me!
Fox:OH MY GOD NO!
Link:Whats wrong?
Fox:Kirbys singing and the pilots dead!
Link:I know how to fly a boat!
Fox:Link…It’s a pla-
Link:I sayd I know how!

To be continued…

[chaoscontrol1]

haha

[curoyo]

Ok Im officially not doing more super smash friends,so theese are all the episodes.Im moving on to doing a star fox fanfic called Star Fox:Alpha Wars.

[curoyo]

Forgot to say i wrote the first two a couple days ago and ill make the new thread later.

[curoyo]

The Finale.

Super Smash friends episode 16(Finale):Sun,Beach,And free buffet…


After miraculously landing they are now in hawai enjoying sun,beach,and the buffet!And now…Onto my first,REAL,Romantic scene,one that is going to radicly change the series!

Mario and Peach are on the beach,in a secluded area…

Mario:Peach!*Runs to peach*
Peach:Mario!*Runs to Mario*
Mario:*Grabs peaches hand*Peach…I love you,will you marrey me?
Peach:Mario!Of course I will!
Mario*Half faints*
Peach:*Grabs Mario*Hmmf,silly*Smiles*
Mario:Peach lets make love!
Peach:But your condom…
Mario:Who cares!

And they made love…

Meanwhile,at the buffet….

DK(through walky talky to snake):Ya find them?
Snake(Through walky talky to DK)Nope,lets go outside…
Kirby(Through walky talky to Fox)There going outside…
Fox:Great,then all of this is ours!
Kirby:Yummm

As Fox and Kirby are inside,DK and snake,are already outside.

Snake:*Smokes*Ahh,since we couldn’t find them…
DK:Yea snake,we lost…
Snake:Yeah,it’s a pity,well we havnt lo-Hey my Cig!
Fox(Badass style):Don’t you know smoking is hazardous,but not as much as me!
Kirby:Yea!
Fox and Kirby:*Spray them with water guns*
Fox:HA!The two buffet tickets are ours!
Kirby:Yea!

Kirby and Fox head inside.

Fox:I would like our two buffet tickets please.
Girl:Sorry,but a young gentleman and a girl have taken them.
Fox:Huh?Who?
Girl:Them!*Points at Wolf and Krystal eating*
Fox:Wolf,Ill get you yet!
Kirby:Hey president bush,could you get at enough range for me to suck you in my mouth?

Meanwhile,Sonic,megaman,Wario,metaknight,and Capt.Nipples are at the beach.

Sonic:Capitain Nipples,Te hecho una carrera!
Capt Nipples:Your on!

Ready for the race,megaman signals the race through the water untill they reach the other island and back.

Sonic(Winning)Im winning!
Capt.Nipples:Not for long!
Shadow(Gets in the lead)Im tha best,Arigato.!
Barney:Hey Kids!*Starts stabbing shadow*
Shadow:OMG IM BLEEDING!

OMG THE WORLD ASPLODES!

End of Super Smash Friends.

[pmac]

hallarious dude

[blacksabor]

i shot you you shot me i shot barney in the knee with 22 sniper shoot him in the head aren't you glad that barney's dead?

[ArwingPilot28]

i love ur stories trejik! keep up the good work

[blacksabor]

me too