Misadventures of the Fox Fed!

[ArwingAce92]

Hey Fed Members! Ace here with a brand new series. I didn't have time to finish my Lylat Wars FanFic, but I am going to write these little stories to make up for it.

Anyway, these stories star us, the Fox Fed, as members of a High-Ranked Cornerian squadron that is based in orbit around Katina during the SF64 storyline. And that's about all that will remain constant, as my stories are not meant to be connected. Here's the Character List:

Ace, Pilot, Rai, Chaos, Pmac, Tyk, Sabor, and Galyk. Chaos isn't in this one, but I'll try to make one about him soon. I made each character like a StarFox team member, like Ace is based on Falco. Pilot has Fox elements, and I threw in a Krystal-like Character to keep him on his toes, if you catch my drift. Chaos will be based on Chaos, and everyone else is sorta themselves.

Now, y'all are asking me why I put Galyk in. I had to have somebody to play Slippy, and, well, he took the fall. Besides, I know he won't mind. I hope. Anyway, here's the first part of my new Fan-Fic!!!!!! ;D

[ArwingAce92]

The Fox Federation’s:
Misadventures in Lylat!

Episode 1: Assault on Venomian Task Force Omega

Narrator: Today, we meet our heroes in their Cornerian Orbital Hangar (in orbit around Katina) devoted exclusively to the FMF Squadron. How they convinced Cornerian High Command to give them their own base is beyond me.

Sabor: Shut up!

Narrator: No. Anyway, they actually have a staff of multiple mechanics, paper-pushers, and janitorial staff to keep the place running, because all they do is goof off.

Sabor: We do not!

Narrator: Yes, you do. They fly multiple aircraft. Ace usually takes an Arwing II or a Sky Claw, while Pilot tends to prefer the CloudRunner or BullFrog. Chaos always flies his custom, ChaosWing, but in atmospheric flight, he wields the mighty Black Bull. Rai, Sabor, Tyk, Pmac, and Galyk, the rest of the Squadron, fly Stock Arwings. They typically prefer ground combat, but can fly with the best.

Sabor: Are you done yet?

Narrator: One second!! Sheesh! Anyway, here are our heroes!!

*In the FMF Base Break Room*

Rai: And then she said, “Oh, Rai! You’re sooooo-

Galyk: No one cares about your relationship!

Rai: I was talking about my dog’s date.

Galyk: Eh? Sorry I asked…

Ace: *Is in a flight simulator* Pilot, I am SO owning your tail!

Pilot: *Is in the second flight simulator* That’s what you think. *Pulls a u-turn, followed by a sharp bank to get on Ace’s six*

*On a virtual duel stage*

Pmac: *Is in a heated sword fight with Sabor and Tyk* Ha! *Parries to the side*

Tyk: *Dodges, and retaliates* Gotcha!

Sabor: *Comes in unseen with his twin sabers, and catches both Pmac and Tyk in the throat* No, I got you!

Pmac and Sabor: Fine, you win.

*Back at the Simulators*

Ace: Bah!!! *Is shot down*

Pilot: Hehehe, you never learn, do you?

Ace: Even the most armored Custom Ship would have it’s wings sheared off under those stresses in real life. Enjoy your petty triumph.

Pilot: You’re just mad you lost.

Ace: Maybe so, but-

*The lights go into Emergency Red State*

Announcement: Attention All Units!! Attention All Units!! Venomian Armada approaching Katina Base. Maneuver into fighting positions! Vector 35’Y 60’’X 12’’’Z.

Ace: @#$%. Well, let’s fly! Report to the Hangar Bay!

Pilot: Move out!

*In the Hangar*

Rai: What are we facing?

Hangar Worker: Reports indicate three Heavy Cruisers, two Light Destroyer escorts, and a small group of Corvette assault ships. And numerous swarm fighters.

Pmac: Great. Can we board them?

Hangar Worker: Sure, if you want to get killed. They are carrying a ground element, that is, they have infantry units to capture the Katina Base.

Sabor: @#$%! I’m no good at flying!

Ace: Well, you can sit here and watch.

Sabor: Are you kidding me?!?! I wouldn’t miss this for the world!

Pmac: Let’s go!! *Hops in a Stock Arwing*

Rai: Let’s kick some tail! *Gets in a Stock Arwing*

Ace: Ha. Too easy for me. *Gets in Sky Claw*

Tyk: Don’t get too cocky, Ace. *Gets in a Stock Arwing*

Sabor: Bah! I can’t use my Sabers! *Hops in a Stock Arwing*

Galyk: I’ll use a better ship. *Gets in a X-Wing*

Pilot: Umm…Wrong game, Gaylick.

Galyk: Shut up, you dolt! Fine. *Hops in a BullFrog*

Pilot: *Stifles a laugh* Alright. *Gets in a CloudRunner*

Ace: FMF, Move out!!!

*The Arwings all jet out of the hanger, except for Pmac, who can’t figure out which button is the “engine activate” key*

Pmac: @#$%^!!! Let’s see here…*pushes button* *Windshield wipers turn on* Dang! *Hits another button* Engine turns on* Yay! Catches up with the rest of the Squad*

*In orbit around Katina*

Pilot: *On radio to base* Kaycee, can you direct us to the Venomian Fleet?

Narrator: Kaycee is the chief operations officer on the FMF Base. She has a crush on Pilot, which happens to be mutual.

Kaycee: You can’t find three ships the size of Corneria Tower? Who’s keeping you on course?

Pilot: Galyk, sadly.

Galyk: *Is holding the map upside down* What?

Kaycee: *Sighs* Keep your heading and vector 69’’X and you should be staring down their throats.

Pilot: Thanks, hon.

Kaycee: De Nada. *Cuts off connection*

Rai, Sabor, and Ace: *Whistle*

Pilot: What?

Rai: Man, you really got the hots for her, don’t you?

Pilot: *Blushes* Bah! Of course I don’t! What makes you think that?

Sabor: Oh, nothing…

Ace: Heh…

Tyk: Umm…guys, I got something on Radar. Looks big.

Galyk: *Does a deep scan* *Sees that there are five Heavy Cruisers, rather than the expected three. And the enemy fighters’ signatures nearly block the screen.* Uh oh…

Pilot: What is it?

Ace: We have more company than expected.

Galyk: WE’RE GONNA DIE, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY!!

Ace: *Rolls Eyes* *Cuts off communication link to Galyk’s ship*

Rai: Okay, men, prepare to engage.

[ArwingAce92]

And, yes, I know it was long. But you'll make it.

[blacksabor]

MORE! MORE! FINNALLY someone else starting to write again THAT WAS GREAT ^_^ oh i miss reading other people's stories and i am going to update my story can you un-lock it please??

[blacksabor]

the longer the better, ace
one grammer mistake
Pmac and Tyk****: Fine, you win.

[ArwingAce92]

I didn't get the mistake, but I do appreciate the compliments. With my school schedule, I do not know how often I can update, but rest assured I am a bit ahead at this time. I couldn't keep up my writing drought any longer, an idea hit and I had to follow up on it. Now, when the FMF omes out of it's slump and more people get on more often, I'll pick up the pace a bit more.

[blacksabor]

alright sounds good update it soon! lol

[ArwingAce92]

I'll doctor on it for a few more days, and then I'll update. I should finish soon. And I already have ideas for the next ones. But for now, here's a few more events:

[ArwingAce92]

*Aboard the Venomian Heavy Cruiser Devastation, the Venomian Flag Ship*

Adm. Makar: Has the opposition showed its slimy face yet?

Bridge Worker: Sir, Cornerian Unit FMF has been sighted on Radar near the Drop Zone. They are a Merc Squad, turned Cornerian Commissioned Unit. Ranked 21st in Cornerian Squad kill rates. They represent a moderate-to-severe threat to our operation.

Adm. Makar: Hmm. So we will have a fight. Deploy the Fighter Escorts and the Dropships ahead of schedule. Perhaps they will reach Katina Base before the Cornerian scum.

Bridge Worker: But Sir, that maneuver risks the compromise of our entire mission.

Adm. Makar: So be it. Deploy them at once.

Bridge Worker: Yes, my liege. *Sends out the order to the Hangar Bays of the Five Crusiers* *The dropships launch right after the fighters take up escort patterns*

*In Katina Base Airspace/Combat Zone*

Ace: Nein! They have already deployed their dropships! They must have spotted us.

Pilot: Well, Sabor, you might get to have a ground battle after all.

Sabor: Good! But, not good, too?

Ace: Exactly! Umm, I think. Anyway, Rai, Pmac, Sabor, Tyk, pursue the dropships and their escorts into Katina airspace. Do not let those ground units capture Katina Base! Try to shoot down the dropships before they deploy their commandos! Their engine cores are venerable.

Rai: On it! Follow me! *Tyk, Sabor, and Pmac follow Rai in tailing the dropships*

Galyk: Umm…What about me?

Ace: Since you chose a ship with big guns (Twin Plasma Cannons), you get to join us two in shooting down five Heavy Cruisers, Two Destroyers, and a few Corvettes.

Pilot: You’re taking him along too?!?

Ace: Sorry. Oh! And there are about eighty fighters left that weren’t on escort duty. They will be trying to shoot us down too.

Pilot: All the Cap Ships have Anti-Air guns on every surface, too.

Galyk: Bu-bu-bu-but, I can’t fly like you two! I mean, I do the data collecting and other menial tasks, not the shooting!

Pilot: Get used to it.

Ace: Engage your shields, and charge your lasers. Take your bombs off of “Safe” and load as many as your ship will allow. Calibrate Radars, and-

Pilot: WE KNOW!!!

*Aboard the Venomian Heavy Cruiser Devastation, the Venomian Flag Ship*

Bridge Worker: Sir, a flight of FMF Squadron has broken off to engage our dropships. What action should be taken?

Adm. Makar: Hmm. The enemy chooses to engage… We shall test their resolve. Order the dropships to increase speed and have them drop their commandos HALO. (High Altitude, Low Open) The dropships at that point become expendable.

Bridge Worker: But sir! A HALO drop could scatter our units over a thirty-kilometer ring around the Katina Base. That could put our mission over an hour behind schedule.

Adm. Makar: Well, we could slow down and have NO MISSION BECAUSE OUR SHIPS GET SHOT DOWN!!!

Bridge Worker: Yes, Sir!! *Relays the order to the dropships*

*In the Upper Atmosphere of Katina*

Sabor: Rai, incoming data shows an increase in the enemy dropships’ velocity. They probably saw us.

Rai: @#$%! They are moving the timetable up. FMF Squadron, engage at will!

Pmac: Let’s get ‘em!

Tyk: Increasing speed to Mach 2.7. ETA for rendezvous with enemy forces is five minutes. We will be within firing range in two minutes.

Rai: Charge your lasers! Do NOT let those ground pounders get out of those dropships!

Sabor: If those airborne troops are deployed, we’ll have a heck of a ground battle. The four of us against the entire enemy division. Real good odds…

*Inside Venomian Armada Airspace*

Ace: We are right on top of them, and they still haven’t turned their guns on us yet. They must be focused on the dropships.

Pilot: We ain’t gonna get another opportunity like this. Ace, Galyk: load a bomb and lock it onto the engine core section of a Venomian Heavy Cruiser. Galyk, you have three bombs in your BullFrog, use one a piece on three cruisers. Ace and I have only one. We’ll take out the other two.

Galyk: But, what if I miss?!?

Ace: You don’t miss.

Pilot: We’re now in prime firing position. Lock and load!

Ace: *Fires a bomb which meets its mark on a Venomian Cruiser, crippling it*

Pilot: *Puts his bomb on target, crippling a second enemy Cruiser*

Galyk: *Is able to take out the third and fourth cruiser, but the fifth cruiser escapes* Bah!! I missed it!

Ace: Well, four outta five ain’t bad. *Heavy Ack-Ack fire nearly shatters Ace’s canopy* What the- No! They have a bead on us! It is on! Break formation, and take out the Cruisers! Watch for the Destroyer and Corvette escorts.

Pilot: Done! *Pulls away from the delta formation and chases after a destroyer that fired a few shots at him*

Galyk: I’m supposed to do what- *His ship is rocked by heavy fire* *Peels out of the formation hard, and pursues two corvettes*

Ace: I’m going after the last Cruiser-their Flagship! *Boosts out of the formation and promptly has to barrel-roll to shake the fire*

*Aboard the Venomian Flagship Devastation*

Bridge Worker: Sir! Three enemy fighters have entered our airspace! The somehow went unnoticed. Their bombs have put the rest of the Cruisers out of commission by making their engine cores go critical. Our advanced countermeasures diverted the one aimed at us. However, the diverted bomb went on to cripple our second Destroyer. We have seven corvettes and this cruiser remaining in our cap ship count.

Adm. Makar: Bah!!! What fool allowed this to happen!?! After we repel this attack, execute the radar and intel wing commanders. Quickly, maneuver at flank speed to defensive formation Elipson!

Bridge Worker: Sir! It shall be done!

[blacksabor]

Wooooooo....!

[ArwingAce92]

Pleasa post any comments that will help me out on this. I especially want to hear about Kaycee, Pilot's crush.

[blacksabor]

Pffffffffft why do y.ou want to hear about kaycee so much we have a stalker!!!! CODE RED *alarms start going off* *runs around with a flashing red light o n his head* BEEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO CODE RED!

[blacksabor]

I'm just kidding lol

[ArwingAce92]

I just wanted to see if I should expand her role. And, I'M FINALLY BACK ON GFAQS!! More story later, though.

[ArwingAce92]

*In Venomian Armada Airspace*

Pilot: *Gets behind the last destroyer and shoots frantically at the engine core* *The shots dissipate before they do any real damage* No! Ace, my lasers aren’t working! I can’t get this last destroyer!

Ace: *Sees that the Cruiser is turning to attack* #%$#!

Pilot: Do what?

Ace: Um…nothing. Pilot! Get a fighter on your tail.

Pilot: Ace, have you been hit too hard?!?

Ace: No, just trust me. Grab a bogey, and then fly directly into the Engine Exhaust…

Pilot: *Gets it* …And at the last minute, slam on the brakes, turn the other direction, and the fighter becomes a big bullet!

Ace: Exactly! Galyk, you alright?

Galyk: Sure, I’m just dandy. I mean, I only have three fighters on my tail and two corvettes shooting back. Yep, just a walk in the park.

Ace: Good.

Galyk: I was being sarcastic.

Ace: I know.

Pilot: *Breaks off from the destroyer’s slipstream and into an enemy swarm*

Galyk: *Does a loop and shoots down his pursuers* *One of the shot down enemy fighters crashes into a Venomian Corvette, overloading its engine core, destroying it* Woot! Got one!

Ace: Excellent!

Pilot: What were you cursing about earlier?

Ace: *Is in a different sector of the battlefield from Pilot and Galyk* You don’t see and know what I do, so don’t let it bother you.

Pilot: *Gets a fighter on his tail* (To himself) Why is Ace always so cryptic? Bah. I don’t know. (On radio) Ace, I got the fighter, I’m going in!

Galyk: *Shoots and destroys another Corvette’s steering system, which makes it crash into a new Corvette just entering the fray* Ha! Two of ‘em! *Is rocked by enemy fire* Bah! Another Corvette snuck up on me!!

Pilot: *Moves into the Destroyer’s slipstream with the Destroyer and fighter shooting at him* Man, Galyk, you must be in a nest! *Is rocked by the Destroyer’s guns* Shoot! I’ll help you when- *is hit by more fire* or if, I survive the attack run on this Destroyer! *Barrel Rolls*

Galyk: Pilot, where are you? I have an idea!!

Pilot: *Is still being hit* I’m at 23’X 54’’Y 67’’’Z, or where the huge Destroyer is. What’re you planning?

Galyk: I have the remaining Corvettes shooting at me. I’m gonna lure them into shooting at you.

Pilot: You idiot!! I’m low enough on shields as is!!!

Galyk: Relax, just shoot down the Destroyer.

Pilot: Huh? *Is hit, AGAIN* Gah, that’s it! I’m going in! *Boosts into the engine exhaust of the Destroyer, and just before the radioactive plasma exhaust melts his ship, Pilot u-turns and boosts out of the way*

Venomian Pilot: *On Universal Channel, the A/V band that both sides can receive* No! My controls have melted! Curse you Cornerians!!!!! *Crashes into the Engine Core of the Destroyer*

*The Destroyer’s Engine Core goes Critical* *The Destroyer is engulfed in a radioactive plume*

Pilot: *Boosts his Arwing II as fast as it will go to escape the cloud* *Reaches safety* Whew. *Sees multiple other explosions* Huh?!?!

Galyk: *Forms up on Pilot’s wing* I told you that I’d take care of the Corvettes.

Pilot: Those were the Corvettes!?!

Galyk: Yep. Scans show that no enemy ships remain!

Pilot: Woot!!! Hey! What about the Flagship?

Galyk: And Ace? Where is he?

Adm. Makar: *Over universal A/V channel* Muhaha! Pathetic Cornerian pilot, do you think your puny ship can take my Omega Cruiser v.3!?! It has technology to dodge all bombs, and is armored against lasers! You cannot win. Enough of this! Delete this pest!

Pilot: What the heck!?!

*Energy reading on the radar goes off the scale, locking up the computers*

Galyk: What was that!?!

Ace: *Over universal A/V channel* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Ace’s radar blip disappears*

--To Be Continued...

[blacksabor]

you son of a........

[galykfett]

It's good. Ecxept for me being a wimp. I'm a strategist so the corvette part worked out.

[ArwingAce92]

To Galyk: Well, I needed a slippy character.

To Sabor: What are you fussing about? Are you ticked off cause I (seem to have) killed off Ace?

Anyway, you can insert any "Quit foolin' around Ace. Ace? AAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEE!!!!" Jokes here.

[ArwingAce92]

*Inside Katina’s Atmosphere*

Rai: Are we within firing range yet, Tyk?

Tyk: Lock and load, the dropships are fair game!

Pmac: Woot! To each his own, so everyone single out a target!
Sabor: They are still too high up to drop their troops, so let’s shoot ‘em down!

Dropships: *Open cargo bays* *Troops start to HALO jump*

Rai: Tell me Sabor, if they are too high up to drop troops, then why are they DROPPING THEIR @#$%^ING COMMANDOS!?!?!

Sabor: They’re what! %^%&^*!! Umm…let’s see, I dunno how to do this! I’m not a pilot!!

Tyk: Sabor, Pmac, divert your laser energy to shield strength and then fly directly through the streams of falling airborne troops while barrel rolling.

Pmac: That’s…That’s…That’s MURDER!

Tyk: This is WAR! Use whatever means necessary!

Sabor: Are you sur-

Rai: JUST DO IT! I don’t like it either, but we have to do it!

Sabor: …Fine. Pmac, engage extra shielding. Let’s do this.

Pmac: *Diverts laser energy to his shield strength* Let’s stop this invasion. *Dives into the streams*

Sabor: Yes. *Dives in*

Rai: Now, you and me are gonna try to shoot down the Dropships that haven’t dropped their men yet, Tyk.

Tyk: On it! *Shoots frantically at the wings of the trailing dropships*

Rai: *Shoots at the engine cores of the other dropships* Dude! That won’t do anything! Without gravity, wings are useless!

Tyk: *Sarcastically* Dude! We’re inside the atmosphere now! */sarcastically* The wings are weaker! *Shoots the wings off of two dropships* *They spiral down in flames*

Rai: Oh! Sorry. I got Pilot and Ace’s preflight physics lesson backwards. *Shoots down the rest of the dropships that haven’t already dropped their troops* Say, I wonder how Pilot, Galyk, and Ace are doing?

Tyk: I have no idea. Threats at this level have been neutralized. Let’s dive down and help out Sabor and Pmac. The troops that they didn’t…get…have probably landed by now.

Rai: Buhhh…what a gruesome job they had.

[ArwingAce92]

Sorry it isn't that long, but I haven't had much time to update it. And y'all don't forget to read my post above the update.

[galykfett]

w00t!

[blacksabor]

>_>!!!!! ACE!!!!!.............ACE!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!...................ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArwingAce92]

Sabor, what were you "you son of a-"ing about up there? And please, give me feedback on the plot and what you thing of it.

[blacksabor]

son-of-a-ing i was too the fact that you killed yourself (or seamed like it and it seemed like a short update and it was just getting good)

[ArwingAce92]

Well, I have seven pages typed up, and I'm gonna give y'all a long taste of my story! And Ace's fate! Listen up:

[ArwingAce92]

*Lower in Katina’s Atmosphere*

Sabor: *Barrel rolls as he passes through another stream of Venomian troops* Gah! I can’t keep this up. I can’t even see through my windshield for all the Venomian blood. I’m breaking off. *Pulls away from the drop zone*

Pmac: About time you said that. This is just wrong. *Pulls away from the drop zone*

*Rai and Tyk swoop down into the lower atmosphere*

Tyk: What are you doing!?! Y’all are just orbiting the enemy troops! If I didn’t know better, I’d say that you were escorting them!

Rai: Calm down, Tyk!

Sabor: You try murdering tens of Venomian without being able to see out your WINDSHIELD FOR ALL THE BLOOD!!!

Pmac: It just isn’t right!

Tyk: I said this was war! Do what has to be done!

Sabor: You do it then!

Rai: RELAX!! They’re landing while we’re arguing! They have at least half a division down there! Let’s land and fight. Sabor, here’s your land war.

Sabor: Yes! But no? We have to get down there and cover the base. The Cornerian defensive perimeter won’t last long with that many enemy troops storming them.

Rai: Okay. Now, we’ll need some air support until Ace, Galyk, and Pilot return. So, who knows how to work one of these contraptions good enough to stay up here alone?

*Nobody responds*

Rai: …Grrr. Well, I’ll cover it then. Tyk, Sabor, Pmac! Land and reinforce the Cornerian lines. Sabor, you have the most experience in ground warfare. You take the command from here. I’ll provide air support.

Sabor: Done!

Tyk: But-

Rai: No buts. Listen to Sabor, he knows what he’s doing.

Tyk: *Glares into his A/V display* Bah. Let’s get this over with.
Pmac: Let’s land at the base and then advance to the front.

Sabor: Sounds good. Let’s go. *Flies down into the lowest portion of Katina’s atmosphere, en route to the base*

Tyk and Pmac: *Follow Sabor*

Rai: Good luck! *Flies down to cover the Cornerian lines*

*At the Venomian Landing Zone on Katina*

Colonel Ulf: *Hits the ground hard, he didn’t slow down properly* *Gets up as if nothing happened, even though the blow would have easily shattered most bones*

Venomian Grunt: *Runs over to Ulf* Sir! Are you alright?

Col. Ulf: I’m fine. How many of our troops have made it to terra firma?

Venomian Grunt: To what?

Col. Ulf: Pathetic advisor, it means ground! Why are all my troops such utter idiots?

Venomian Grunt: Sorry Sir! Roughly half of our total division has not made it. Some died of lack of oxygen due to improper HALO jump techniques, while the majority was shredded to bits by the enemy’s butchers.

Col. Ulf: WHAT! Half of the great 8th Venomian Airborne Division has been struck down!?! Bah! This will make our mission very difficult.

Venomian Grunt: The final members of our division are landing as we speak. When shall we move out?

Col. Ulf: Bring me the A/V link-up. I need to report our situation to Adm. Makar.

Venomian Grunt: Yes, Sir. *Rifles around in his comms pack until he pulls out the desired device.* *Hands it to Ulf*

Col. Ulf: *Types in the encoded link-up number* *The machine makes a connection*

*Aboard Venomian Flagship Devastation*

*A monitor in the bridge lights up*

Bridge Worker: Admiral! The ground force has made contact. Encoded communication link has been opened.

Adm. Makar: Good. *Brings up the link on his personal moniter* Colonel Ulf, what is the situation?

Col. Ulf: *Via A/V link* We have lost half of our entire division during the HALO jump, but otherwise, we are still on schedule. We are preparing to move out as we speak.

Adm. Makar: Half of the division?!? What happened?

Col. Ulf: Reports say that the enemy ships of the FMF Squadron were stationed in our drop path, and flew into our men, shredding them.

Adm. Makar: Ah, the FMF Squadron. We just finished taking care of their last unit up here. A single fighter attempted to destroy my Cruiser, but we vaporized it with the new wave beam. Two more obsolete ships are still on radar, but they are no threat.

Col. Ulf: So you’ve been fighting them too?

Adm. Makar: Yes, but their threat has been neutralized. We’re in the clear up here.

*An extremely loud explosion rattles the bridge, throwing Adm. Makar out of his seat*

Col. Ulf: What the heck?!?

??: No, threat is NOT neutralized. However, this Venomian command is! *Shoots Adm. Makar in the head with a fully-automatic laser machine pistol*

Adm. Makar: Gah! I’ve been s- *Dies*

Col. Ulf: Admiral! What happened!?!

*The A/V link is terminated due to the laser barrage hitting it*

Bridge Worker: *Gets on PA system* All security forces to the bridge! This is not a- *Is gunned down*

??: If anyone here wants to live, you will do as I say. *Walks over to the Admiral’s command post* *Kicks Makar’s body out of the way* Also, don’t try to send distress signals, as the computers are jammed. *Places the bridge on lockdown*

--To Be Continued

Note: I usually end my updates between locale changes, but this is a point of high suspense, so I'll let y'all sweat it out for a while. However, I do have much more planned, but you're gonna have to wait 'till Sunday for it.

[blacksabor]

I said it before and i'll say it again Ace you son of a ***** don't stop writting i'm about to kick some ass! lol and who is the ?? and how do you pronouce his/her name? ??isn't

[ArwingAce92]

I love making you sweat! Hahaha, come Sunday or later, you'll now who ?? is and what he/she is doing on the Ship. And ?? is pronunced : Mysterious Shadowy Figure that is obscured by the dust whose name will be revealed on Sunday. Try saying that in only one breath!

[blacksabor]

Hm long name....lol

[ArwingAce92]

I know. Anyway, before Sunday, here is the next Uber-Update!!!!

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